The Side Chick

This 2 Reed V Cut is a smooth as silk. She is super easy to run. The sounds she makes are all the sounds your main chick won't make. She whispers in your ear, she tells you to sit down and relax, she relives all your stresses. This smooth talker is everything you dream of when scrolling through TikTok chicks you didn't realize existed. Who knew their were that many baddies amongst us? She brings the Tom in close... she sounds super hot but you also know she is batshit crazy too. Probably has a full sleeve tattoo, purple hair but you know she is fun. 

Yes that is a condom wrapper. All calls come in a condom wrapper. They also come with a Double D clam shell case included.

Side Chick origin story as told by Billy L:

I was dating Jessica. Smart, pre-med, always had her life together. We met in a psychology class, and I was instantly pulled in by how effortlessly she carried herself. She had this calm energy, like she was always three steps ahead....but as a 20 year old dude, I needed a little Chaos. Enter Maya.

Maya, the Latina who called me Papi. Lord Jesus help me.

Maya was pure chaos. She was in the arts program, so you know she was wild. We met at an open mic night at a bar off campus. What started as a stare turned into late-night in the art studio....making art?!

Lord have mercy she was fun. Anytime Jessica was in class or out of town, Maya would be there and eager to please. Man those were good times.

At first, it worked. Jessica never questioned my “group project” meetings, but this isn't an original story, Maya overshadowed Jessica in several way. Obviously she was better in the "art studio" but she was also bat shit crazy. I liked that....for a little bit. Eventually both of the women in my life had to go.

One time Maya tried to blow it all because I gave her shit for it being her Shark Week. Turns out pointing out shark week is worse than her actual hormone imbalance.

Made right here in the good ole USA, even though a good side chicks can come from south of the border......but I digress.